Spartans in Shock as Terry Leaves pub without paying!
Goals: Nana, Jens
Using my top-class tactical knowledge & vivid imagination I decided we should take a physical approach to the show much as I did as a player so successfully, so I advised on treading on feet, an over-the-top challenges & some decent elbows aimed at the face. Introduce yourself early doors as it were.
We started to think that the game could be a nice sunday breeze & went into limp mode, with plastic doing alot of shouting, i’ll tell you I’ve never heard him like that before, he just couldn’t stop, going red & everything, apparently the better half & mother were shopping @ some expo in Macau to help with his frustration, hope they found something suitable?
Our forward fulcrum messers Briggs was brought back into a central midfield role, where Jeff, well he could do pretty much what he liked.
This tactical decision of mine seemed to work wonders, Nick was midfield general personified & Jeff was causing all kinds of problems, everywhere with some cracking crosses from either side of the pitch, creating chances for Nana & Joe, who was now wearing most of his clothes, we were pressuring well & it looked like we were going to score again & make the game more comfortable, especially for 2 toes Tony who was hugging the left touchline and occasionally rubbing his toilet parts on it instead of there number 3, when I think I can recall a long ball, which Ben was clearing up all day long, except this long ball, was obviously thinking about his trip to Disney land this weekend…..lucky lad, their forward was through on goal empty net, must be an equalizer, but ANP haven’t got a Swiss Kapitan like Spartans have….
Spartans skipper was having a titanic game at the back, operating 15 or 20 yards behind the other three defenders in an attempt to counteract the pace of the Anp forwards. What Swiss lacked in speed, finesse, awareness, intelligence, charm, he more than made up for in commitment to supply tobacco after the match, he somehow managed to take the forward, Rueben & the ball whilst flying into the goal & moving the goal back several yards thus completely confusing the assistant official who was looking a bit moody, we somehow escaped & legged it up the other end of the pitch.
It came from again another piece of play from Jeff taking on several players turning around & taking them on again then playing a nice ball to Jens who floored it past a player & placed his shot into the bottom right hand corner, I must just add Jens wouldn’t have been in this position if someone hadn’t decided to play him on the right side of midfield.
Anyways Simon had just woken up & was getting a bit agitated so came on for his 15 minutes of running around while we saw the game out comfortably & started to play some exhibition football with Scouse doing step overs & Briggsy even getting a yellow card for a slightly late slide tackle, another win 10 on da bounce, lets make it a full house next week lads.