QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Some bizarre pre and post match quotes this week, had to make it a feature.
On chilling out before a game..
I was too excited this morning. I had to unwind before coming here by watching some WW2
documentaries on D-day landings
Onion Jones on the benefits of a pre-match relaxing routine… watching people machine gun
Germans. Topical I guess.
I don’t have tinder. I’m more traditional and like to rely on ‘word of mouth’
Eashan Rooban discussing how he sources ladies, by market recommendations, it appears.
But this week’s winner was the response to Onion Jones’ humdinger of a question,
“Would you take a blow job from a guy if you had your eyes closed?”